Cheeky, cheeky.

Me, complaining yesterday to JE after a long day: I need a husband who comes home by 5 pm.  7:30 is tooooo laaaaate.

JE, with a twinkle in his eye: Hmm, where we can find you a husband like that?

(Later that evening)

Me: Our kids need a godly mom.

JE, with another twinkle in his eye: Hmm, where can we find these people?  A husband who comes home by 5 pm and a godly mom for our kids?

…

I think he won that exchange.