Me, complaining yesterday to JE after a long day: I need a husband who comes home by 5 pm. 7:30 is tooooo laaaaate.
JE, with a twinkle in his eye: Hmm, where we can find you a husband like that?
(Later that evening)
Me: Our kids need a godly mom.
JE, with another twinkle in his eye: Hmm, where can we find these people? A husband who comes home by 5 pm and a godly mom for our kids?
I think he won that exchange.